"Yes hello, I’d like to make a de-paws-it."
"That’s funny."
"My finances are not a fucking game, Jessica."

"Yes hello, I’d like to make a de-paws-it."

"That’s funny."

"My finances are not a fucking game, Jessica."

kevinbolk:

radondoran:

Bill Nye The Science Guy, “Atoms” (1997).

Oh, Bill…

freak-sh0ww:

its-a-joke-mkay:

fidefortitude:

crofefs:

i love how there is no comments on this everyone just gets the reference

No. No, I don’t get the reference. 300 thousand people have reblogged this without a word, without so much as a tag, because apparently we all get the reference. I fucking don’t. This has passed by my dashboard hundreds of fucking times and nobody ever asks what the fuck it is.
I’m officially terming this post a conspiracy. 300000 people could not just know what this is. You’re all reblogging this to fit in, or because you know it messes with people, or because you’re the fucking Matrix. You’re the Matrix, aren’t you? You’re all a bunch of Mr Smiths living in a world of green code. Well fuck you all and fuck your stupid post. I’m off to save fucking Zion.
Fuck this.

Dude it’s from spongebob


Damn who pissed in your Cheerios this morning?

freak-sh0ww:

its-a-joke-mkay:

fidefortitude:

crofefs:

i love how there is no comments on this everyone just gets the reference

No. No, I don’t get the reference. 300 thousand people have reblogged this without a word, without so much as a tag, because apparently we all get the reference. I fucking don’t. This has passed by my dashboard hundreds of fucking times and nobody ever asks what the fuck it is.

I’m officially terming this post a conspiracy. 300000 people could not just know what this is. You’re all reblogging this to fit in, or because you know it messes with people, or because you’re the fucking Matrix. You’re the Matrix, aren’t you? You’re all a bunch of Mr Smiths living in a world of green code. Well fuck you all and fuck your stupid post. I’m off to save fucking Zion.

Fuck this.

Dude it’s from spongebob

Damn who pissed in your Cheerios this morning?

phig67:


venezuelan poodle moth

That is a Pokemon. 

phig67:

venezuelan poodle moth

That is a Pokemon. 

babefield:

i am so tired

nidoqueeen:

we don’t need to ask for directions, helen.

nidoqueeen:

we don’t need to ask for directions, helen.

greatwhiteprivilege:

nobody’s gonna fuck w/ my garden

greatwhiteprivilege:

nobody’s gonna fuck w/ my garden

armin-swaglert:

SOMEONE FUCKING MADE A SAND SCULPTURE OF THE CREEPY HAPPY MEAL

armin-swaglert:

SOMEONE FUCKING MADE A SAND SCULPTURE OF THE CREEPY HAPPY MEAL